I'm trying something. Abstract, impressionist short stories and sonic sketches. Written, recorded and published within a morning. No AI involved.
This is the third.
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--------------------------Resolution to time dispute #1078976--------------------------
Present in chat:
- Takashi Sato, he/him, 2044
- Sam Rodriguez, they/them, 2237
- Albert, AI agent and arbitrator, ∞
Mr. Sato, as you are the complainant, we’ll start with you.
Takashi: お前のクソ犬がまた私のアイリスのベッドに糞をしたんだな。
Your goddamn dog shit in my iris bed again.
Sam: Mi ne estis en la 21-a jarcento dum jardekoj.
I haven’t been near the 21st century in decades.
Takashi: 昨日、私のアイリスベッドで糞をした犬を散歩させているあなたのビデオがあります
I have you on video walking a dog that shit in my iris bed yesterday.
Mr. Sato, I detect use of a hostile tone and must ask you to refrain.
Sam: Alberto, ĉu vi vidis la supozatajn pruvojn?
Albert, have you seen the alleged evidence?
I received a video file, but after a deep scan, I could not identify the dog or human.
Sam: Tiam vi povas esti fikita, sinjoro Sato.
Then you can get fucked, Mr. Sato.
Takashi: お前とあのクソ犬を探し出して、爆撃して石器時代に逆戻りさせてやる。これでお前が私の虹彩に手を出すのは最後だ！
I’m going to find you and that god damn dog, and I’m going to bomb you both back to the fucking Stone Age. This is the last time you fuck with my irises!
Please, there must be a peaceful way to resolve this disagreement.
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